Voyeur Monkey’s Porn Groceries


You know your wife or girlfriend are going to love it if you buy them a nice expensive vibrator and I’m not talking about that cheap Chinese shit! I’m talking about that expensive Chinese shit! They will roll their eyes and hassle you for spending the money. They won’t let you play with it with them and you won’t get a blowjob out of it just yet. They will tell you they will never be caught dead using one as they hide it in the bedroom for future fun play when you’re not around. But, hey, that’s what it’s for, you don’t want her watching you wank right? So go for it, maybe you’ll get that blowjob after all. Porn Groceries for the win!